Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho.

H: Dal chawal bana lo?
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.

H: To sabji roti bana lo.
W: Bacche nahi khayenge.



H: To chhole puri bana lo.
W: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai.

H: Eggs bhurji bana lo.
W: Aaj guruvaar hai?

H: Paraanthe ?
W: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai?

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain??
W: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye.

H: Kadhi chawal?
W: Dahi nahi hai.

H: Idli sambar?
W: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na?

H: Maggie hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega.
W: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta.

H: Phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Jo aap kaho.